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Post by atty on Jan 13, 2011 20:07:41 GMT -5
I'm not going to attend my funeral at all. So many better options to consider: Organ donation - provided I haven't worn 'em out, which I'm planning to do. Green cemetery (there's one here in the Bay Area) - they plant you right in the dirt, no vault, and stick a tree on top. Very cool. The Body Farm. That's all kinds of gruesome awesome right there. I think the LAST thing I'm concerned about regarding death is what my boobs will look like afterward. Sheesh. I thought about having my ashes scattered high in the Blue Ridge Mountains, but my heart buried in California. That will always be home to me.
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Post by atty on Jan 14, 2011 22:47:44 GMT -5
Zombiemcallen: CHOP CHOP!!! I hope that was you I got down to 8 ap!
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Post by zombiemcallen on Jan 17, 2011 15:39:17 GMT -5
Zombiemcallen: CHOP CHOP!!! I hope that was you I got down to 8 ap! You got me down pretty far, but I snacked on a few bodies and feel much better. I've been hacked, slashed and punctured with shot gun blasts. I'm used to it by now; however, if I ever find that survivor that left me tied up to a tree and wearing nothing but a feather boa there will be hell to pay.
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Post by atty on Jan 17, 2011 16:31:48 GMT -5
Zombiemcallen: CHOP CHOP!!! I hope that was you I got down to 8 ap! You got me down pretty far, but I snacked on a few bodies and feel much better. I've been hacked, slashed and punctured with shot gun blasts. I'm used to it by now; however, if I ever find that survivor that left me tied up to a tree and wearing nothing but a feather boa there will be hell to pay. But you looked so cute in red lipstick and black stilettos although they were a tad too small!! Sorry about that, but....can I have them back please? Thanks! Mwaahhhh
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Post by zombiemcallen on Jan 18, 2011 14:53:16 GMT -5
You got me down pretty far, but I snacked on a few bodies and feel much better. I've been hacked, slashed and punctured with shot gun blasts. I'm used to it by now; however, if I ever find that survivor that left me tied up to a tree and wearing nothing but a feather boa there will be hell to pay. But you looked so cute in red lipstick and black stilettos although they were a tad too small!! Sorry about that, but....can I have them back please? Thanks! Mwaahhhh There I was minding my own zombie business trying to get people to "Grabba mah banana" and I find myself in ill-fitting stilettos. And I recently suffered this injustice: Medic Rick said "ZombieMcAllen! Howya doin'?" (47 minutes ago) Medic Rick said "No, no, man, really - keep the banana to yourself, 'k?" (46 minutes ago) P Jack hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (35 minutes ago) (Now 1 east.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (34 minutes ago) Medic politely declined, but than here comes P Jack. Does he "grabba banana? grabba azz? grabba G!N?" No. He proceeds to plant an axe in my skull, repeatedly, and unceremoniously dump my body outside. Just doesn't make a zombie feel wanted. *sniff*
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Post by zombiemcallen on Jan 19, 2011 9:42:44 GMT -5
And there he is again:
P Jack hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (12 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (11 minutes ago) You took a Headshot from P Jack the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up. (11 minutes ago) P Jack dumped your body out onto the street. (11 minutes ago)
I really don't think this P Jack fellow likes me.
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Post by Tsalagi on Jan 19, 2011 12:39:06 GMT -5
And there he is again: P Jack hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (12 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (11 minutes ago) You took a Headshot from P Jack the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up. (11 minutes ago) P Jack dumped your body out onto the street. (11 minutes ago) I really don't think this P Jack fellow likes me. He does, that's just his way of saying so. Just be glad you're not one of us. Is awkward waking up with him sitting close, breathing ever so slightly on your neck while he sharpens his axe and tells you "good job today" and then backs slowly out of your bedroom.
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Post by Medic Rick on Jan 19, 2011 12:44:32 GMT -5
You get used to it after a while.
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Post by zombiemcallen on Jan 20, 2011 8:44:31 GMT -5
And I thought we were welcome to drop by. I'll admit the beer could stand some improvement, but we like the walkable nature of the Craske Triangle. There's just so much to see and do.
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Post by KelsonHaldane on Jan 20, 2011 13:59:04 GMT -5
we'll have to get you guys Crasker Groupie t-shirts.
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Post by atty on Jan 20, 2011 14:38:39 GMT -5
we'll have to get you guys Crasker Groupie t-shirts. There are t-shirts?? No one told me and that's even after I pole danced for Tsal...I feel gutted now.
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Post by Tsalagi on Jan 20, 2011 18:38:15 GMT -5
There are t-shirts?? No one told me and that's even after I pole danced for Tsal...I feel gutted now. You get an official Crasker g-string.
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Post by atty on Jan 20, 2011 22:47:48 GMT -5
There are t-shirts?? No one told me and that's even after I pole danced for Tsal...I feel gutted now. You get an official Crasker g-string. Throw in a t-shirt and I'll get it wet AND wear the g-string!
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Post by Tsalagi on Jan 21, 2011 13:23:39 GMT -5
You get an official Crasker g-string. Throw in a t-shirt and I'll get it wet AND wear the g-string! You'll have to talk to Kelson. He's the gstring supplier/model.
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Post by KelsonHaldane on Jan 21, 2011 13:44:09 GMT -5
Odd, this is the first approved version. Yes, that's me modeling it: haven't figured out where to put the "Crasker" logo yet.
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Post by zombiemcallen on Jan 21, 2011 14:06:05 GMT -5
I'll have to get me one of those and wear it for my next break-in. Just that and a smile.
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Post by Tsalagi on Jan 21, 2011 17:09:17 GMT -5
haven't figured out where to put the Crasker logo yet. I'll have to get me one of those and wear it for my next break-in. Just that and a smile.
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Post by zombiemcallen on Jan 21, 2011 18:36:36 GMT -5
I think I hurt myself from laughing too hard. Thanks for the thong. I'll do my best to don it for my next rampage, although I can't guarantee I'll be wearing it properly. Our zombie nerves don't fire quite right. Last time I tried dressing myself I ended up with underwear on my head.
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Post by KelsonHaldane on Jan 21, 2011 19:01:49 GMT -5
maybe someone will volunteer to put that on it during its next visit...
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Post by atty on Jan 21, 2011 22:28:49 GMT -5
I am so glad I didn't have a mouthful of wine when I saw these!! One ruined computer this week is enough!
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Post by atty on Jan 23, 2011 14:07:08 GMT -5
Well zombiemcallen, that was nice to wake up to. I listened to the whole song. Thanks!
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Post by zombiemcallen on Jan 24, 2011 12:01:51 GMT -5
Glad you liked that dedication. I sent another one out to Tsal today.
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Post by Tsalagi on Jan 24, 2011 12:18:27 GMT -5
Glad you liked that dedication. I sent another one out to Tsal today. I noticed that while at work. My boss was looking at me like "wtf?" when i opened the link and that started playing.
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Post by zombiemcallen on Jan 26, 2011 8:50:35 GMT -5
Hey Tsal! Thanks for the revive! I haven't been a breather for years - since before Radio Operation became a skill.
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Post by Tsalagi on Jan 26, 2011 12:34:03 GMT -5
Hey Tsal! Thanks for the revive! I haven't been a breather for years - since before Radio Operation became a skill. lol, i was low on bullets so it was time. Enjoy living.
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Post by zombiemcallen on Jan 26, 2011 14:29:22 GMT -5
Hey Tsal! Thanks for the revive! I haven't been a breather for years - since before Radio Operation became a skill. lol, i was low on bullets so it was time. Enjoy living. I'm hanging out in Godson Arms until someone decides to put a bullet in my brain, however, I'm not causing any trouble. Come on over and say hello before I'm axed.
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Post by atty on Jan 26, 2011 15:48:18 GMT -5
lol, i was low on bullets so it was time. Enjoy living. I'm hanging out in Godson Arms until someone decides to put a bullet in my brain, however, I'm not causing any trouble. Come on over and say hello before I'm axed. You can stay as long as you like!!!
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Post by P Jack on Jan 27, 2011 10:11:30 GMT -5
I really don't think this P Jack fellow likes me. Sorry, between work and my two year old I'm so far out of the loop I have no idea what's going on these days. I more or less log on whack-a-zed and log off. Next time, just a a show of friendship and love, I'll bite the bullet and "Grabba zha banana".
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Post by Medic Rick on Jan 27, 2011 10:38:23 GMT -5
Next time, just a a show of friendship and love, I'll bite the bullet and "Grabba zha banana". *makes sure camera is charged and readily accessible*
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Post by Tsalagi on Jan 27, 2011 18:42:49 GMT -5
Sorry, between work and my two year old I'm so far out of the loop I have no idea what's going on these days. I more or less log on whack-a-zed and log off. How is mini P Jack? Taught him how to open a bottle yet?
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